i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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