your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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