My room smells like vodka and shame
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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