i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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