White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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