every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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