Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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