I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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