i just wanna soil my oats bro
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize