as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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