You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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