Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Maybe he injected his testicle?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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