she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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