My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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