never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just googled if crying burns calories
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
