Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
