I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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