I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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