She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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