Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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