S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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