Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Farmville is her only friend.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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