Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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