i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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