It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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