I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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