Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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