Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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