he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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