big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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