all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You are a genius and a whore.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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