so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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