We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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