GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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