He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
