I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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