It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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