I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
smell my finger.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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