just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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