batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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