I can tuck mytits in my pants
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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