I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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