once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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