Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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