It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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