Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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