I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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