She's JV to your varsity
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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