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what?
penguin condom
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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