Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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