Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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