he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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