So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The adults are the big ones right?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
