Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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